This movie is a who’s who of notable stars. The cast is led by the likes of Jon Voight, Ice Cube, Owen Wilson, and Jennifer Lopez. While eclectic, it’s certainly attention-drawing. This is where the intrigue stops…as the movie is utterly bizarre. Somehow, Voight has adopted an accent sounding both Russian and Hispanic (whilst also sporting a dope pony tail). Of course, many of our beloved characters get consumed by a gigantic plastic-looking animatronic snake. Voight — playing the villain — is eventually regurgitated after being devoured by the snake. Impressive enough, he’s still able to wink at the camera before completely dying. Oops…sorry for the spoiler.